Online co-op horror-comedy · 1-4 players

THAT'S NOT FOR SALE

Run a 24-hour pawn shop where the customers are monsters. Haggle with Bigfoot, spot the Mimic, pass cursed junk to the wrong buyer, and say the words.

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YOUR CUSTOMERSNEED CASH.

TRAILER 01 · Main trailer · premieres soon

CHECK EVERY ITEM.TRUST NO CUSTOMER.

TRAILER 02 · Horror cut · premieres soon

when bigfoot wantsthe ONE item

TRAILER 03 · 9:16 short · premieres soon

pawn (n.) an item deposited as security for a loan. Usually not haunted.

You just took over a 24-hour pawn shop on the wrong side of a very weird town.

A homeless garden gnome named Gnomez lives in a box behind your counter and insists he's your business partner. After midnight, the customers stop being normal.

The night shift

Four rules. Zero of them help.

$40?

Haggle with monsters

Every customer has a temper. Lowball the Sewer Gator and he snaps. Insult the Wendigo and you won't get to apologize.

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Spot what they really are

Hold up a mirror. Flash a camera. Shine a lamp. Gary fixes his hair in the mirror. The man in the cape doesn't show up in it at all.

NFS

Say it. "That's not for sale."

The item they want is always the one you need. Sell the stake tonight and you're defenseless when the vampire comes back at 2 AM.

-$140

Pass the curse

Bought a haunted doll? Sell it to the Twins and come back to three Twins. Sell the monkey paw to Gary and he returns with 40 TVs.

ur welcome 👑restocked the stake

Your business partner

Meet Gnomez.

Homeless. Garden gnome. Traffic cone for a hat. Mustache with its own weather. He lives in a box behind your counter, gives you terrible advice, and helpfully restocks your one vampire-killing stake onto the sales floor. Every night.

"It was so pretty on the shelf."

Gnomez, business partner (self-appointed)

Gives hints. Some of them are right.
His mustache gets fancier every time the shop moves up.
Has a family. The family has a protection racket.

Tonight's customers

25 customers. Some of them are Gary.

Humans, cryptids, aliens, ghosts, and things that are pretending to be Gary. Every one wants to buy, sell or eat something.

#001 REGULAR

Gary

Pawns the same TV every night.

Temper

#002 TRUST NO CUSTOMER

"Gary"

Same TV. No scratches. Knows your name.

Temper

#003 CRYPTID

Bigfoot

Fake mustache. It is crooked. He knows.

Temper

#004 DO NOT INVITE

Count Vlad

After 2 AM. Waits to be invited in.

Temper

#005 3 OR 4 OF THEM

Raccoons in a Trench Coat

Shiny garbage. Sometimes a real ring.

Temper

#006 NOT FROM HERE

Zorp the Researcher

Alien. Collects human objects. Asks about spoons.

Temper

#007 LOVES LIGHT

Mothman

Warns of disasters. Really loves your lamp.

Temper

#008 ASKS FOR MANAGER

Karen-tula

Spider in a mom wig. Wants the manager.

Temper

#009 SNAPS

Sewer Gator

Alligator in a hoodie. Do not lowball.

Temper

#010 ROYALTY (?)

The Rat King

Five rats. One crown. Many opinions.

Temper

#011 HUNGRY

Wendigo

Antlers. Hunger. Do not refuse rudely.

Temper

#012 FAMILY BUSINESS

Gnome Mafia

Gnomez's estranged family. Protection racket.

Temper

+13more after midnight

And worse.

Swamp Hag, Chupacabra, Agents in Black, the Haunted Mime, Old Man Jenkins' Ghost, a Loan Shark (literally)...

From back alley to the Grand Exchange

Retire with $1,000,000.
Or get eaten trying.

Pay rent every week or get evicted down a rung. Five storefronts, tougher customers, bigger deals.

01Back-Alley ShackOne fluorescent tube. It flickers.
02Strip MallNext to a nail salon. And a portal.
03Main StreetRespectable. Mostly.
04Antique RowEarly Access update
05The Grand ExchangeEarly Access update

Online co-op

4 friends. 4 registers.
One shared drawer.

Everyone works a register and sells from the same stock, so you'll hear "YOU SOLD THE STAKE?!" a lot. The host's save carries the crew's progress: same shop, same debts, same cursed doll.

How co-op works Find a crew on Discord

Security footage